Another One To The List

While people usually impress a woman they are interested in, I usually meet success in driving them away. She's a swimmer and follows tournaments taking place worldwide. Turns out, she's a big fan of Michael Phelps. Excited about him setting a world record in Butterfly, she screamed at the top of her lungs and announced it to me. I should have just put a gun in my mouth and pulled the trigger instead of saying "Uh. That explains his ears".