And She Never Called Back

The topic at the bar was 'Memorable Dates'. Not the edible kind, but the kind that involves a woman. Besides, talking about edible Dates at a bar would be one boring conversation.

I got reminded of one of my dates and shared my experience with my friends. We were driving to a restaurant and I had a half empty can of wiper fluid in the trunk. I made a swift turn and the effing thing moved and crashed against the walls of the trunk. Perplexed, she asked "What the hell was that?". I figured I'll play a joke on her so I said "Oh, that's a dead body I have to get rid of" without taking my eyes off the road nor with a smile.