The topic at the bar was religion. A friend P shared one of his experiences with us. He was washing his car on a bright Sunday afternoon when he saw two guys carrying Bibles approach him.
Bible guy (BG): Do you have a minute?
P: Yes, I'll continue hosing my car, you continue talking.
BG: What's your relationship with Christ?
P: What's your relationship with your girlfriend?
BG: What's that got to do with my question?
P: Are you nailing her good?
BG: That's personal!
P: Bingo.
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5 comments:
Good one, need to remember this one the next time they come around. Of course, I just tell them I am a pagan, and they leave me alone.
That works too. Actually, I got reminded of what I said once. A guy approached me and I interrupted him saying "I was at a Church once and I was so shocked to see a guy light up a cigarrete, I dropped my beer".
They once asked me if I was willing to convert. Some guys are just strangely stuck up.
Why is it that suddenly, I find your place attractive! :)
Similar incident. My friend S (desi) got a call about some pre-approved credit card. S could tell the guy on the other end, who called himself "Nick," was Indian, and so decided to play a little prank.
S: "Nick, for security purposes, can I have your mom's maiden name?"
N: "It's Johnson."
S: "Her first name?"
N: "Julie"
S: "Oh Julie Johnson? I think I f*ed her last week."
N: "Behench*d, Madarch*d etc..."
S hung up laughing. Later that day, he found a dozen voicemails in his answering machine inquiring about the various attributes and characteristics of the females in his household. :D
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