Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

If such an accident occured in school, I wouldn't have shown up the next day.

[9:23 am][V] dude

[9:23 am][G] yeah

[9:24 am][V] i had a hair accident... i think the hairdresser had a fight with her husband before she cut my hair.... it's so short! i feel like an idiot

[9:24 am][G] hahahahahahaha
[9:24 am][G] I gotta see this!
[9:25 am][G] lol
[9:25 am][G] that's why I always get mine buzzed - a 6 and a 3 clipper

[9:25 am][V] butt of all jokes since yesterday
[9:25 am][G] I'm sure

[9:26 am][V] i didn't even have her use clippers, dude!
[9:26 am][V] just scissors!

[9:26 am][G] oof
[9:26 am][G] you should go back and show her wtf she did
[9:26 am][G] get a refund

[9:26 am][V] fk.. i have a 1 pm meeting.. i wish there were no meetings today

[9:26 am][G] lol
[9:26 am][G] you need a beanie hat

[9:27 am][V] and to think, i'm travelling with this haircut!

[9:27 am][G] you shoulda gelled it
[9:27 am][G] hahahahaha

[9:27 am][V] no one's gonna look at me

[9:27 am][G] hope it grows in quick

[9:27 am][V] my hair grows fast.. in a couple of weeks, it should be good
[9:27 am][V] but i'm leaving on wednesday!
[9:27 am][V] fk

[9:27 am][G] she should have at least given you a free bowl of soup with it
[9:28 am][G] all else...go get it buzzed

[9:29 am][V] what?

[9:29 am][G] that's a joke

[9:29 am][V] clearly she chopped some of my brains too
[9:29 am][V] dude, this is nightmarish

[9:30 am][G] hahahaha
[9:30 am][G] I gotta see it

[9:30 am][V] we'll do lunch today?

[9:30 am][G] ok
[9:30 am][G] I have no meetings

[9:30 am][V] pick a place

[9:30 am][G] most public place possible
[9:30 am][G] lol

[9:30 am][V] i have a 1 pm but i think we have time

[9:30 am][G] ok

[9:31 am][V] friend's brother said, "all i can see is your nose."

[9:31 am][G] hahahahahahaha
[9:31 am][G] awesome